This is a conversation I had with our 50 year old, arguably crazy guard, Feliciano.
Feliciano: Do you have any stomache medacine?
Feliciano: because my belly is filling with gas
Me: I don't have any meds for that
Feliciano: and sometimes, it leaves like this makes a motion with hand imitating gas coming from his butt and makes a fart noise, spraying spit in my face then wipes the spit off of me
Me: Feliciano, its just gas. Did you eat beans or something that might have already gone bad?
Feliciano: Yeah, I think so.
Me: It will leave your body without medicine
Me: ok see you tomorrow
Feliciano: Its just that it stinks
Me: Farts do. bye
Feliciano: ok, see you tomorrow